tagged me

Rules:
1. Post these rules on your Journal.
2. Each tagged person must write 10 things about themselves.
3. At the end, you have to choose and put up ten people that you want to tag, and put them up in your journal.
4. Go to their page and say "I tagged u!" (not gonna)
5. Have fun!

1. This is my first tag, EVER
2. Dr. HAX is my god
3. I constantly kiss and bite my dog
4. I am incredibly good at procrastinating when I have to study for tests
5. knowyourmeme.com is my favorite site to date
6. I recently found out about this girl who seems to be retarded in some way(an art thief here on DA)
7.I love Megaman Teams (recently joined one, YUS!)
8.I love Japanese cuisine
9.I think Rule 34 should be taught to every human being around the world
10.I had a hard time coming up with things for this tag


I. WON'T. TAG.
SO THERE!

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Octs:
I follow-




Finished reading-
's Endzone


's Tower of Revival

Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question. Generator here! [link]

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
"Every Rareitor Helps"
I'M HELPFUL MOFOS

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
"Never Knowingly Rareitor"


3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
"The Sweet You Can't Eat Without Rareitor"
... no, just no.

4. How would you answer a booty call?
"Rareitor is What We Do"
the hell is a booty call anyway?

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
"There's no Wrong Way to Eat a Rareitor"
ORLY?

6. To someone you dislike?
"A Smooth-Running Rareitor is a Relaxing Experience"
... I don't even...

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
"Don't Live a Little, Live a Rareitor"
my life is pee!?

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
"Pleasing Rareitor the World Over"
... they're gonna kill me!

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
"There's More Than One Way To Eat A Rareitor"
... coincidence?

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
"Run For The Rareitor"
AND FOR THE HIIIIILS!!!!!!!

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
"I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Rareitor"


12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
"You Like Rareitor. Rareitor Likes You"
PWNT!

13. What are the best words to describe you?
"We'll Leave The Rareitor On For You"
24/7!

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
"We Don't Make Rareitor. We Make Rareitor Better"


15. Your last words before you die...
"From Our Rareitor to Yours"
and ALL YOUR BASE!

16. Your message to a special someone..
"The Lighter Way To Enjoy Rareitor"
is chewing it slowly... wait what?

17. Title of this post will be..
"It's How Rareitor Is Done"
FO SHO!
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Btw, HAPPY MADNESS DAY! *takes out submachinegun and runs off*

This journal will compile strange things that happen:

1. I once ate glass in my salad, nobody knows how it got there, and didn't actually get cut, it was quite crunchy.
2. A mud covered moth once fell on my spaghetti alfredo before I had even touched it, I just removed the moth and the mud that got onto the spaguetti, then I ate.
3. Somehow a staple ended up in my homemade burger.
4. This should get an award to best troll or most retarded writer [link]

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YES!

VIVA EL PERÚ, CARAJO!
Espero tener una buena razón para gritar eso algún día.